Double-Duty Cafes: What Sounds Like the Most Fun?

Last week's Roadfood.com poll question winner was Cafe/Burgers/Catfish & Grocery, with 25% of the vote.  Makes some sense, seeing as how there are a fair number of examples of groceries that also serve as restaurants.  Still, 2% of poll respondents selected "catfish parlor & upholsterer."  15 people!  There's some talk in the Forums about the more unusual choices; do any catfish-upholsterers or tamale-seamstresses actually exist?  If anyone knows of an upholsterer that also serves as a restaurant, please chime in.  There are 15 people that would love to know!