Last week's poll question pre-supposes that there are things one should never order in a diner. 1 in 7 people responding disagreed, saying, essentially, if it's on the menu, order it! But the "winner" of this poll was salmon; 28% of you wanted nothing to do with diner salmon. We'd have to agree. But... we've had some excellent diner salmon. The key is: where's the diner? The good diner salmon we sampled was in a Pacific coast diner, and the fish was fresh and gently cooked.
The diners we're more familiar with, those in the Northeast, almost always begin with frozen fish, and even when they don't, it hardly matters, as the fish will be overcooked, dry, and sad (the photo above is of pristinely fresh wild salmon from Ecola Seafoods in Oregon; you'll never find anything like it in a Northeast diner!). Clams came in a close second. When it comes to clams, we want no doubts about freshness. The Italian-style diner pastas we've tried have been overcooked and strangely seasoned. But it's been mentioned in the Forums how there are Italian diners in upstate New York that turn out serious plates of pasta. We plan to keep an eye out for them.
The fancy cakes and pastries in diners used to be a popular joke; everyone knew they were awful, and nobody ever ordered them (a second time). At many diners, this is still true, to be sure, but we've run across quite a few lately that double as more than decent bakeries, especially in Dinerland (New Jersey).
And, we are very happy to report that only 12 people (out of 1036) said they'd never eat in a diner!